work safe

While most days I wear a dress shirt and tie to work, I rarely wear a suit jacket or sports coat. Today, however, because I’d been told that I might have to give a tour of our digital labs and demo of our distance learning products to some of Secretary Rice’s staff, I took a jacket with me. When the staff finally were on their way to our office I threw on the jacket, at which point I noticed something in the pocket that felt like candy wrapped in plastic. I reached in and pulled out… a condom. I have no idea where I actually got it or, even more curiously, why I would have been wearing my suit jacket at the time.