the king of spam

Ok… this spam that just arrived in my inbox is actually rather amusing:

You’ve been selected to receive a Free collectible Elvis Figurine!!

are a preferred customer at Free Gift Club and have been awarded a free
collectible Elvis Figurine – but as of today it remains

This gift is reserved
for you only and will be held for the next 48 hours.

We hope to give you
adequate time to claim this product.

Please confirm your
address to receive this collectible Elvis Figurine