I mean, even my car tires get screwed more often than I do. ba da bing.
Apparently, though, it’s all that yummy self-loving and the webcam days of my youth… ok, and the naked gay squaredancing (no, I’m not kidding) and associated hot tubbing didn’t help my score either.
Was taking this, apparently, even as Gene was posting his results; I also came across it today on digital flotsam as well as earlier this week in The Ferrett’s LiveJournal (turns out that the Ferrett, the perpetrator of this version of the Purity Test, is a friend of my friend Sheldon).
|Your Ultimate Purity Score Is…|
When I think about you – or anyone – I touch myself
It takes a couple of drinks
A fool for love, but not always
Just go fuck something, okay?
Makes Dr. Frank-n-Furter look tame
|You are 56.78% pure
Average Score: 69.9%