come one, come all, to the spamtastic big top

Every now and then I get a piece of spam that actually makes me smile. The ones that seemingly have been run through a translation engine from an Asian language into English, like the one I received today, occasionally can be mildly amusing:

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It's like an advertisement for a circus--well, maybe an erotic circus like Cirque du Soleil's new adult show, Zumanity. Step right up and see the great, Implausible and Amazing mails! Expect I have wonderful intelligence and superb show for you at the moment! Bring all your sweetheart lacivious friends! Experience the thrill of salacious sugar!