smile and say pasteurized process cheese food

I was eating some Triscuits with my soup tonight at dinner, and on the back of the box noticed that one recipe called for, and I quote, "KRAFT Roasted Garlic Flavor Cheddar Pasteurized Process Cheese Food."

I rather suspect that anything that has to assert in its name that it's food, probably isn't. And anything that includes "x flavor" in its name doesn't really taste like x.