my secret conspirer

Now I think I know a little bit how the victims on What Not To Wear or Queer Eye... feel. I received an email today from "Club Crest," thanking me for signing up and letting me know that my coupon for free Crest Whitestrips will arrive in four to six weeks. The only thing is, I didn't sign myself up, so apparently someone is trying to let me know that even brushing with a whitening toothpaste twice daily just doesn't produce sufficiently attractive results.

Maybe next my anonymous makeover artist will sign me up for a free trial gym membership, too, or coupons for the tanning salon.