the king of spam

7 May 2003

Ok... this spam that just arrived in my inbox is actually rather amusing:

Congratulations!!! You've been selected to receive a Free collectible Elvis Figurine!!

You are a preferred customer at Free Gift Club and have been awarded a free collectible Elvis Figurine - but as of today it remains unclaimed.

This gift is reserved for you only and will be held for the next 48 hours.

We hope to give you adequate time to claim this product.

Please confirm your address to receive this collectible Elvis Figurine

*All offers are based on 100% customer satisfaction. Free-Gift-Club reserves the right to cancel this offer any time once quantities run out. A handling charge will be applied to each item. All merchandise and offers are on a first come first serve basis. This is an independent offer from Free-Gift-Club.

Posted by thom on Wednesday, May 7, 2003 at 12:01 AM

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